Yes, you read this right. This is the official page of a personal app being developed to track the amount of time that a home furnace runs. Incredible!

Feast your eyes on this text. Imagine the furnace running. Imagine being able to send the amount of time to an app to see how much it bloody costs in the area I live! This app accurately captures the amount of time that my furnace runs (not yours!) and sends that data to a special place that I have authorized.

This app, called HomeFurnaceTimeTracker, is a silly thing. I had to make this page because Google told me to. Heaven forbid that I create an app using their cloud services for my personal use without a branded webpage that states the name of the personal app that I am developing for my own personal use! The audacity of me!

You should check out the Privacy Policy while you’re here!